Sex SMS

husband: apni shadi ko aaj 5 saal ho gaye hain,

tumhe sex mein sab se zyada maza kis din aaya?

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wife: us din ,
jab aap lahore gaye hue thay :D



Malomati sawal?
Dopahar k khana ko english main kia khatay hain aur ager us k akhri doalfaz kat do..
To kya banta hai?drust jawab diya toh sare ka sara tum la layna!!




SEX KARO DAILY
Agr mil jay wo akeli
na miley akeli.
to pakar lo us ki SAHELI.
Agr na miley SAHELI to
ZINDABAD HATHELI
Par SeX kArO DaiLy.




ANYBODY WANT SEX. ANTI AND GIRLS I HAVE THERE.CONTECT ME. IF U WANT SEX. NO CELL NO. MAIL ME THEN I CALL U. ANTI AND GIRLS I LOVES.



Aik khusray ne SEX power ka capsule kha liya..
To achanak andar se aawaz Aayi...
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"Hum maazru khaoo hain k app k system main matlooba saholat mooyasir nahi"
Shukria.



Tendulker wife k saath SEX karte huye: Darling pitch sahi nahi ..ghaasss bohat hai ,SHAORT nahi lag rahi,
..Wife: Nikamay abhi isi pitch per to AFRIDI century maar k gaya hai.



ganguly to wife during sex. PITCH is dry, grass not cut, slow outfield wife repiles, Nonsense Afridi scored century on the same picth.




Girl(2 another girl):Jab tum sex karti ho to kya apne husband se baat karna pasand karti ho ? She Replied: Agar Phone nazdeek pada ho to kar bhi leti hoon..!




Q. What did an impotent man ask the sexologist? ... A. Thoda sa to lift kara de, ek nahi baar baar kara de.




S*x is heat, Love is sweet, when 2 lips meet love is complete. Love is name, S*x is game. Forget the name and play the game.




Alwayz start ur day with a lot of S.E.X S - Smile .. E - energy.. X - xcitement.. So make sex a habit.




Sex is a sensation caused by temptation when a man puts his location in a woman's destination. Do u get my explanation, or do u need a demonstration?